Now that Disney has elevated gay activist Rich Ross to studio chief,it won't be long now until we have a new more 'diverse' princess. I can only imagine the titles.
- The Dragon and the Two Princes – A manly prince saves the swishy one from the awful Dragon and his hateful, narrow, conservative, white, hetero master.
- Queen for a Day – The widowed King is sad, and the only person that can make him happy is the 'dramatic' court jester, who secretly is romantically in love with the King. With the help of a butch Fairy Godmother, the jester is transformed into a beautiful princess for 24 hours, in which time, if she can get a kiss of true love from the King, 'she' can stay as a woman and live with the man of 'her' dreams, the lonely King.
- Escape to Brokeback Mountain – two human-like aliens crash their ship in the desert, and are helped by a gay cowboy to escape the pursuit of the evil hetero government agents. In the movie's climax (no pun intended), the two androgenous aliens and the gay cowboy have an intimate threesome encounter, showing the beauty of cross-species love and multiple partners. In the end, the aliens take the cowboy with them to live in sexual bliss in the more enlightened alien world.
- Fabulous! – The prince lives in the gray world of a fashionless kingdom ruled by his hetero father. Through the love and genious of a local taylor, they turn everyone on to colorful fashions. The father finally admits that he should have appreciated the Prince for his own 'fabulous' values.
- The Legend of the Fairy Prince – the heartwarming story of a Prince who always wanted to be a princess, and through the magic of a fairy God mother, becomes an androgenous fairy who no longer has to worry about gender.
- Cinderfella (my apologies to Jerry Lewis) – classic retelling of Cinderella, except that the Prince secretly likes men, and rejoices when the cross-dressing handmaiden shows up at the ball in drag, and they dance the night away. After a valiant search, the size 13 glass slipper turns out to fit the young, handsome, muscular, shirtless, hairless handyman slaving in the barn, and they live happily ever after.
- Beautician and the Beast – the young male beautician is trapped in the home of the Beast, who is cursed by God with facial hair, chest hair, and a penis. While the beautician can do nothing about the bulge in the Beast's pants (which he kind of likes), he *can* help the beast get laser hair removal, and show him how to stop hating himself and use facial base to cover his hair follicles.
- The Emperor's New Groove 3 – The Prince gets sex-reassignment surgery. (Get it? New 'groove'?)
We'll see if all of this diversity really comes to pass, but as ONN remarks, we all like to use our influence to push our values:
The sad reality is that whenever you see a homosexual activist at the top, nine times out of ten they end up pushing that gay agenda using their influence to push it wherever they can.
You are the most small-minded, mean-spirited, hateful person I have had the misfortune to run across.
You are instructive, however, an example of how an evil ideology can infect and darken the mind of even otherwise intelligent people.
I pity you.
The fact that you see this as small minded and mean spirited and hateful says as much about me as you. I think this is smartly humorous. Maybe you don't find these things funny. My lack or yours?
btw: Before I set sail for more humane shores I leave a couple of thoughts.
This blog used to be interesting. It has degenerated into something ugly and stupid. Aaron has disappeared. Cin and Keith don't post much. Even James left in the middle of a conversation I was hopeful was going somewhere. This leaves "seeker" (daniel, in his current incarnation). Needless to say, I find him and his writings emblematic of the worst of our current culture: proudly and arrogantly ignorant, intolerant, and cruel. Frankly, I have no comprehension of such thinking, if thinking one can call it. He even admitted his rank hypocrisy when he gave Gingrich's rampant corruption and immorality a pass because he agreed with the man's politics. daniel has no moral or intellectual integrity, so why continue to engage him?
Besides this, there is something off here I can't quite put my finger on something I can only name "evil." I guess it's the effect engaging with this person has on me. I have decided to avoid people like him as much as possible from now on, thus I will cease reading this blog. I may check in occasionally to see if Aaron has a post, but I will not read nor respond to anything seeker has to say. I urge Cin and Keith to join me in this boycott. Let the dead bury the dead.
btw2: Here's what daniel stands for: Bible-based destruction of gay people. The difference between his brand of christianity and bin Laden's Islam is merely one of degree, not of kind. They are both clear, unadulterated evil.
Maybe stinker can have a good laugh out of this as well.
I'm sorry you lack the discernment to tell the difference.
The _Queen for a Day_ storyline sounds like it might be cute, actually. I can see that one working out pretty well. And I completely agree that it's well past time for Disney to get beyond hetero romance. They've finally tiptoed outside of white protagonist territory with _Mulan_ and _The Princess and the Frog_, so I a GLBTQ love story sounds like a perfect next step.
I agree with Anne: that the Queen for a Day story sounds very endearing. Honestly though small minded, you're pretty creative and if and when I adapt that idea I'll give you full props for it :)