While birthers are garnering most of the attention, a new fringe break-off group is emerging from the shadows to demand answers to their questions. They are the "afterbirthers."

"All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal
membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and
delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate
and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his
organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal
cord plasma.

*Before commenting, please read the source of the "story" or look at the tag for this post. I actually picked up a free hard copy of this paper while I was in DC over the weekend.