I love telling good, dumb jokes (no comments please). So here are my favorite lightbulb jokes. Feel free to chime in.
Q: How many Marketing Managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s a good question, what do you think?
Q: How many Software Engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem.
Q: How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?
Q: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.
Q: How many zen buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to not screw in the lightbulb.
Q: How many Jewish mother-in-laws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, I’ll just sit here in the dark.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don’t believe anyone can see the light anyhow.
and my all time favorite:
Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, and it’s nothing to joke about.
