I love telling good, dumb jokes (no comments please).  So here are my favorite lightbulb jokes.  Feel free to chime in.

Q: How many Marketing Managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: That’s a good question, what do you think?

Q: How many Software Engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, that’s a hardware problem.

Q: How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?

Q: How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One.  He holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around him.

Q: How many zen buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two.  One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to not screw in the lightbulb.

Q: How many Jewish mother-in-laws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, I’ll just sit here in the dark.

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they don’t believe anyone can see the light anyhow.

and my all time favorite:

Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, and it’s nothing to joke about.

And here’s more lightbulb jokes than you can read.