About a year ago, they opened up a Hooters restaurant in the town where I work. Today, I ventured in with a coworker to have lunch.
My first impression – dang! I didn’t know that they also wore short-shorts, where their butt cheeks stick out. I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by the push-up bras and tank tops. Walking in felt like walking into a playboy bunny convention – except all the bunnies were waitresses.
While trying to talk to my coworker, I found passing waitresses to be – a bit distracting. My experience was that it was all a bit unnerving and uncomfortable – what do they want you to do, ogle the waitresses? Flirt? Grab butt cheeks?
One of the waitresses came up and stroked my beard a couple of times, and I was like, "what?" Is this normal? Anyway, I made sure my wedding band was on the correct hand, and displayed it prominently. The the food was your basic bar and grill food, nothing great, and overpriced.
Upon leaving, I bought my wife one of those Hooters tank tops. At least at home, I can look and touch – who wants to torment themselves by going into a place where you can look but you can’t have? Needless to say, I won’t be going back – it’s not worth the distraction, nor the cash.
