Newest Bible translation – LOLcat

imageFor those of you who are gamers and cat lovers, you already know what a LOLcat is.  Now, the Bible is being translated into LOLcat.  Very nice.  Here’s Job 1:6-12  from the LOLCcat Bible:

Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Saitin wented two. Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, “Wher wuz u?”  Saitin saied “Oh, hai.  I’z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it.” Teh Ceiling Cat sayd “Has u seen mai servnt Job?  He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me.”

“No wai!” sed Saitin. “U just plyin favrits. If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar.”

Then teh Ceiling Cat sed “Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef.”  And then Saitin went awai.

10 thoughts on “Newest Bible translation – LOLcat”

  1. Benjamin9 says:

    Sounds like ebonics.

  2. danielg says:

    Yeah, that’s Ceiling Cat, a.k.a. God.

  3. Benjamin9 says:

    Being a newbie here, may I ask, just where in hell ceiling cat came from and why? What am I missing here?

  4. Cineaste says:

    Ha! Seeker you know a lot more about this than I do :)

  5. Cineaste says:

    OMG! This is probably one of the funniest, not to mention geekiest, takes on the presidential election I’ve seen.
    You encountered a McCain!

  6. danielg says:

    I make it my business to keep up on important new translations.

  7. Benjamin9 says:

    when i mentally fill in the things he does not say, its as if he's reading my mind …………….

  8. Aaron says:

    Okay, I thought the Manga Bibles were the stupidest thing I had ever seen. I had no idea we would ever get to the LOLcat Bible.

  9. Cineaste says:

    “Yeah, that’s Ceiling Cat, a.k.a. God.”
    Atheist cat sez: