Whole Reason

A joke from the con­ser­v­a­tive spamosphere…

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George Bush, Queen Eliz­a­beth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for call­ing back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Rus­sia and talks for 5 min­utes.  When he was fin­ished the devil informs him that the cost is a mil­lion dol­lars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Eliz­a­beth calls Eng­land and talks for 30 min­utes.  When she was fin­ished the devil informs her that cost is 6 mil­lion dol­lars, so Queen Eliz­a­beth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was fin­ished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes bal­lis­tic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, “Since Obama became pres­i­dent of the U.S. the coun­try has gone to hell, so nat­u­rally it’s a local call.”