I have a nice widget on my Mac that gives me a Evil Overlord Rule. I always enjoy reading these, so I thought I would share some examples of how us Christian theocrats will rule once we are in power:

Rule # 98 If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others’ lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

These come from Peter’s Evil Overlord List.