So now that Scott McClellan has resigned as White House Press Secretary the speculation over his replacement has begun. Many are suggesting Tony Snow. While Snow may be adequate, he is not the best solution.

Could you imagine Jack Bauer and the White House press?

“Helen, if you ask me one more ignorant question, I swear I will pull out my hacksaw and you don’t want me to do that.”

“David, you better upload the information to me right now. We don’t have time for this!”

“The doors are locked and unless someone tells me who leaked the story about me faking my death to the New York Times, I promise it is going to get ugly in here. Look at me! Do you honestly think I am joking?”

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