Being a lover of dumb jokes, I could not resist passing along this post from Cartago Delago Est. My favorite? Sheesh, there are so many good ones…
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How many evangelicals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. As they don't believe in science, they reject the very concept of light bulbs.
Sigh.
How on Earth are you "Sighing" at that Seeker? That's a good one! You tell those sorts of jokes right here! How can you possibly object to a good, funny joke about Creationists?
It though Louis’ joke was a typical “religion is anti-science” swipe, and not very witty or funny.
However, IE did a nice job…
Evolutionist: None. If we need a new light bulb, the miracle of evolution will provide it, and no intelligent intervention is needed.
Evolutionist: None. It’s demise is just part of the process of natural selection. A more robust bulb will probably take its place.
Evolutionist:
Oh man Seeker. Classic. Yet another example of you REFUSING to play by your own rules.
Evangelical: <sitting in dark room> "I see the light, and if you don't you're going to Hell"
Darn it, it took my careted comments out…
Evangelical: (sitting in dark room) "I see the light, and if you don't you're going to Hell"
Sam
Why? Because I found his joke to be purient rather than truly witty? Dumb jokes can be witty too – I mean, Lonnie's was good. But I found Louis' to be not funny. So I'm a hypocrite for that? Lighten up frances.