My uncle sends me a lot of conservative ‘spam,’ and some of it is interesting stuff. Here’s the latest. I wonder what these posters would look like if they focused on our modern enemy, ‘militant’ Islam?
I don’t often curse, especially in print, but can I just say that the current administration’s health care and climate plans are the height of idiocy! Especially since these crises are largely manufactured, and not real. The health care ‘crisis’ is really a crisis of EMPLOYMENT, which the Obama admin, despite their claims of saving jobs (‘Mission accomplished’), has run into the ground since Bush, promising us that it would have been worse without it (even though under their plan, unemployment got even worse than their projections had we done nothing).
So here’s some conservative ‘spam’ that is making the viral rounds. OBAMACARE IS AN ABOMINATION, and he is turning out to be one of the worst presidents in history.
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Senator Bayh,
As a practicing physician I have major concerns with the health care bill
before Congress. I actually have read the bill and am shocked by the
brazenness of the government’s proposed involvement in the
patient-physician relationship. The very idea that the government will
dictate and ration patient care is dangerous and certainly not helpful in
designing a health care system that works for all. Every physician I work
with agrees that we need to fix our health care system, but the proposed
bills currently making their way through congress will be a disaster if
passed.
I ask you respectfully and as a patriotic American to look at the following
troubling lines that I have read in the bill. You cannot possibly believe
that these proposals are in the best interests of the country and our
fellow citizens.
Page 22 of the HC Bill: Mandates that the Govt will audit books of
all employers that self-insure!!
Page 30 Sec 123 of HC bill: THERE WILL BE A GOVT COMMITTEE that
decides what treatments/benefits you get.
Page 29 lines 4–16 in the HC bill: YOUR HEALTH CARE IS RATIONED!!!
A joke from the conservative spamosphere…
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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.
The devil replied, “Since Obama became president of the U.S. the country has gone to hell, so naturally it’s a local call.”
My uncle sends me lots of great conservative spam, and some of it deserves to be seen. These pictures tell a story other than what the liberal media want to portray. As you’ll see below, more realistic crowd estimates place participation between 450K and 1.2M people.
Notice the actual black Americans — I wonder why the rampant ‘racism’ driving these conservatives doesn’t seem to offend them. Hmmm. Maybe because that’s just liberal projection from their own confused minds. That’s my guess. Read the captions, they tell the story behind each pic. Wonderful truth. My notes in blue.
He was thrilled with the tenor of the event and the fact that no liberals were present to harass him.
Culled from the top of the conservative spam I get, enjoy. There’s two pics, one after the jump.
Here’s an Obama spam making its rounds among us neocons. It reminds me of A lesson in economics using beer. These allegories are always a bit oversimplified, but they are important in that they:
What such allegories lack in sophistication they easily make up for in clarity, something most political plans, including Obama’s, lack.
I haven’t had time for blogging lately, but did get this humorous email I wanted to share. I deleted the less intelligent bumper stickers, but these made me laugh, sometimes cynically. Here are some choice stickers, with commentary.
This one to the right is my favorite, and speaks for itself. Clever, though obvious.
Here you go, a spam humor email that was sent to me. I had to post it. It does nothing more than tickle conservatives and inflame liberal girlie men ;
Here’s some cute misunderstandings of God by kids, sent to me as some internet spam. Enjoy.
LOT’S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back
and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, ‘My
Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced
triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a telephone pole !’
My uncle sends me conservative spam, and every tenth one is worth republishing. Here you go. I would alternately call this post “Why moderate Muslims can’t keep Islam from killing millions and threatening humanity as a modern-day, religious Nazism.”
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