Whole Reason

Face­book giv­ing me the TURING test

I didn’t know he was lost. Seri­ously though, if they found him, I can tell you where.  Sup­pos­edly, his body is buried in the Mosque of the Prophet in Med­ina.  How­ever, the point is, he is dead, but Jesus rose from the dead. And may I add, Momo’s words bring death, but Jesus’ bring life.

Not sure that Jesus actu­ally rose from the dead?  You can always lis­ten to William Lane Craig or Lee Stroble defend that proposition.

Cour­tesy of my favorite online toon, ASBO Jesus

Got this from twit­pic — awe­some!  And for the record, I really liked Avatar.

Sure, both sides play pol­i­tics, but lib­er­als do it best.  Here’s their deci­sion chart.  Enjoy.

A joke from the con­ser­v­a­tive spamosphere…

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George Bush, Queen Eliz­a­beth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for call­ing back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Rus­sia and talks for 5 min­utes.  When he was fin­ished the devil informs him that the cost is a mil­lion dol­lars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Eliz­a­beth calls Eng­land and talks for 30 min­utes.  When she was fin­ished the devil informs her that cost is 6 mil­lion dol­lars, so Queen Eliz­a­beth writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was fin­ished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this he goes bal­lis­tic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free.

The devil replied, “Since Obama became pres­i­dent of the U.S. the coun­try has gone to hell, so nat­u­rally it’s a local call.”

I couldn’t think of a good title for this great illus­tra­tion, found on iMaksim’s blog.  So I went obnox­ious — but also, it turns out that the infa­mous and debunked CO2/temperature graph from Al’s movie was not only wrong, it may have been done ON PURPOSE (i.e. ‘they lied.’).  Happy Hol­i­days.  I hope the health care bill fails.  Really, it’s bad on so many lev­els, it will doom our econ­omy and our health­care.  It’s lunacy.  Moon­bat­tery.  Stu­pid­ity in hope’s clothing.

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