Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? 

A: His followers don’t think they’re funny, and everyone else knows they’re not jokes.


Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers, liars and threats to society. The other is for the ones that got caught.


Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? 

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.


Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? 

A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? 

A: A fund raiser.


Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? 

A: The pizza can feed a family of four.


Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House? 

A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.


Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? 

A: America!


Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler? 

A: Hitler wrote his own book.


Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler? 

A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.


Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray? 

A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.