Some conservative bumper stickers I got in a viral email

Messiah I haven’t had time for blog­ging lately, but did get this humor­ous email I wanted to share.  I deleted the less intel­li­gent bumper stick­ers, but these made me laugh, some­times cyn­i­cally.  Here are some choice stick­ers, with commentary.

This one to the right is my favorite, and speaks for itself.  Clever, though obvious.


This one reminds me of the clas­sic “save the whales, kill our unborn?”  Still as poignant as ever:

Abortion

Most of these focus on the Social­is­tic fears of us neo­cons.  We don’t mind help­ing the poor with a hand up, but the poor need incen­tive to work when they can, like we all do:

Fairness 

Poor?  Work.  I know it’s not that sim­ple, but we still need to be reminded.  I had a friend out of work for months, liv­ing off of his friends, but unwill­ing to get a temp job at Costco because it was beneath him.  Peo­ple that refuse to work should not be fed. Work is good for the soul:

Paycheck 

Reegan 

Republican 

Workethic 

Workhard

There is a grow­ing con­cern among neo­cons AND mod­er­ates that social­ized med­i­cine won’t fix our prob­lems, it will only make health­care worse — just check out the increased dis­ease and death rates in Canada.  Sure, doing noth­ing won’t help, but social­ized med­i­cine?  This time, I’m with the Physi­cians.  I think that much of the Obama plan may be a boondoggle.

Healthcare

In fact, ‘soft’ Social­ism really IS a dan­ger, see the excel­lent book Lib­eral Fas­cism, a term coined by Orson Welles, who sug­gested that it was what we needed after he was impressed by Mousollini’s Italy.  Speak­ing of Socialism:

Socialism

I mean really, I think Obama is not going to save any­one — not the econ­omy, not the unborn, and not the envi­ron­ment — because (1) his eco­nom­ics are insan­ity, (2) he doesn’t believe that the unborn have rights as per­sons, and (3) global warm­ing is a farce that those brain­washed by ecopol­i­tics won’t admit for years.  The answer to the ques­tion below?  40 years in my estimation.

Obama

And finally, let’s remem­ber that big gov­ern­ment is the enemy of freedom.

Tyranny

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