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March 11, 2008

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Newest Bible translation – LOLcat

KarateFor those of you who are gamers and cat
lovers, you already know what a LOLcat is.  Now, the Bible is being translated into LOLcat.  Very nice.  Here’s Job 1:6-12  from the LOLCcat Bible:

Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Saitin wented two. Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, "Wher wuz u?"  Saitin saied "Oh, hai.  I’z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it." Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job?  He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."

"No wai!" sed Saitin. "U just plyin favrits. If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."

Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no hurtzing Job hissef."  And then Saitin went awai.

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  1. Mar 11 2008
  2. Benjamin9
    Mar 11 2008

    Sounds like ebonics.

  3. Mar 11 2008

    Yeah, that’s Ceiling Cat, a.k.a. God.

  4. Benjamin9
    Mar 11 2008

    Being a newbie here, may I ask, just where in hell ceiling cat came from and why? What am I missing here?

  5. Mar 11 2008

    Ha! Seeker you know a lot more about this than I do :)

  6. Mar 11 2008

    OMG! This is probably one of the funniest, not to mention geekiest, takes on the presidential election I’ve seen.
    You encountered a McCain!

  7. Mar 12 2008

    I make it my business to keep up on important new translations.

  8. Benjamin9
    Mar 11 2008

    when i mentally fill in the things he does not say, its as if he's reading my mind …………….

  9. Mar 12 2008

    Okay, I thought the Manga Bibles were the stupidest thing I had ever seen. I had no idea we would ever get to the LOLcat Bible.

  10. Nov 29 2008

    “Yeah, that’s Ceiling Cat, a.k.a. God.”
    Atheist cat sez:

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