I pulled these from Silver Surfer’s submission to the Jihad Watch t-shirt contest.  Funny stuff.

  • My other car is a bomb
  • This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings
  • I’d rather be Jihading
  • If you don’t like the way I drive, stay out of the World Trade Center.
  • Keep honking, I am rewiring
  • Visualize World Jihad!
  • My other car is in the abdomens of 50 Israeli civilians!
  • I blew up 500 friendly Iraqis and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
  • 0 to KABOOM in .2 seconds.
  • The last one who tailgated me was named Nick Berg
  • Support our suicidal extremists!
  • My 12-year-old can blow up your honor student!
  • In case of Jihad this car will be exploded
  • What part of ULLULULULULULULU did you not understand?
  • Allah 72 Virgins or Bust!
  • Martyrs do it like it’s their last time!
  • My kid and YOUR money go to Gitomo Bay
  • My boss is a 1300 year old pedophile
  • I’m Muslim but you’re ugly and I can blow myself up
  • Baby Terrorist On Board
  • After I pray, I slay!!
  • Proud parent of Suicide Bomber!
  • Fatah you looking at?
  • Don’t blame me, I voted for Saddam
  • Honk if you Beat your Wife
  • Driver carries only $20 worth of C4
  • Islam, it’s a dynamite religion!!
  • I.S.L.A.M. = Insane Society of Lunatic Assassins & Murderers